LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

Received by e-mail:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

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Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

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Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

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Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

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Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was in a good Christian home turn against his own?

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Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

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Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

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Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

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Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

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Go figure, huh? I really take issue with that TV commercial that says, “People are Smart.”