FUNNY NEWSPAPER HEADLINES 2

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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             Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
                Miners Refuse to Work After Death
                Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

                Stolen Painting Found by Tree
                Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
                Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout                                     Counter

                Stud Tires Out
                Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
                Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

                Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
                British Left Waffles on Falkland islands
                Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

                Eye Drops off Shelf
                Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
                Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

                Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
                Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
                Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84

                War Dims Hope for Peace
                If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
                Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

                Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
                Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
                Dear Kill 17,000

                Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
                Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
                Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge