rules for a happy life

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.


Life is simpler when you plough around the stumps.


The trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.


Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. (This is a modern adaptation of the original quote by Oscar Wilde: "Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.")


Don't corner something meaner than you.


Don't wrestle with pigs: you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it. (Based on a quote attributed to Cyrus S Ching, 1876-1967, US industrialist and labour-relations pioneer, "I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.")


Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.