Actual Announcements Taken from Church Bulletins

~Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

~Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

~This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

~For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

~Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

~Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the costs of redecorating the sanctuary. Anyone wanting to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

~The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

~A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

~The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

~The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

~Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

~The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

~Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.

~ANOINTING OF THE SICK ... If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.

~Ushers will eat latecomers.

~Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

~Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

~Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.