Crazy Thoughts

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why do we have hot water heaters?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?

Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Aren't all generalizations false?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russian government, where would they send you?

How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?

What should one call a male ladybird?

What would you use to dilute water?

How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

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