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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Lessons from Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

One: Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, God may ask you to do something really big.
 Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
 Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
 Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
 Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

"THE WOODPECKER MIGHT HAVE TO GO!"

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